No, but really. It's been 4 days since my last shower. Gross, huh? Yeah, you should see the shine on this head 'o hair. Suzy's all, "Mom, did you just take a bath?" "No, sweetie. My hair only looks wet because I NEED to take a bath."
But, there's no time for that nonsense before preschool. So, I put on my invisible "Momouflage" and SWAT-turn down the block.